April 2012
121 posts
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WHEN I GO TO SPRINKLES ON A DIET
Apr 18th
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WHEN MY FRIENDS ACT HIPSTER
In their profile pictures…
Apr 18th
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WHEN I EAT AT EL CHOLO
And the waitress brings me my fajitas. It makes me go…
Apr 18th
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WHEN I GET CHARGED 10 CENTS FOR FORGETTING MY...
The first time… After the twentieth time…
Apr 17th
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WHEN Q'S TELLS ME TO PUT AWAY MY CELLPHONE DURING...
Apr 17th
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WHEN MY TANNING BED REPLACED THEIR BULBS
  
Apr 16th
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WHEN KIIS FM STARTS PLAYING LOB CITY
I’m like Then I’m all
Apr 16th
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WHEN I SEE A TOURIST BUY A FEDORA ON 3rd STREET
Apr 16th
25 notes
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WHEN I TAKE A CENTRAL COAST WINE TOUR
After the first winery… After the second…
Apr 15th
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WHEN I AM DRIVING WHILE HOLDING MY CELL AND SEE A...
Apr 15th
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WHEN I LAY OUT
If it’s 70 degrees… If it’s 78 degrees…. If it’s 85+ degrees…
Apr 15th
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WHEN I ARRIVED AT THE BASEMENT LAST NIGHT
Apr 15th
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WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS IF I WANT TO GET UP EARLY TO...
Apr 14th
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WHEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME ABOUT HER NEW MAN SHE MET...
I’m like… But inside I’m like…
Apr 14th
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WHEN I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES INDOORS
I think I can be like…
Apr 14th
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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY LIVE IN STUDIO CITY
Apr 14th
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WHEN I SEE A FACEBOOK FRIEND CHECK-IN SOMEWHERE IN...
Apr 14th
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WHEN I DRIVE OVER THE HILL TO THE VALLEY
Regrettably…
Apr 14th
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WHEN I GO TO BAY CITIES AND I SEE PEOPLE ORDER AT...
They’re like…. And I’m just like…
Apr 14th
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WHEN IT RAINS
And I still go out in heels….
Apr 14th
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