WHEN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAS A HOT TUB
How my neighbors use it…. Me and my friends….
WHEN I RAN INTO AMANDA BYNES LAST NIGHT
After she took care of business in the bathroom stall…..
WHEN I STAND BEHIND A CELEBRITY IN THE STARBUCKS...
WHEN I DECIDE TO TAKE SIDE STREETS
And I realize the freeway would have been faster
WHEN IM IN BED AND THINK I FELT AN EARTHQUAKE
WHEN I MAKE MY WAY UP TO THE BAR AT NIKKI'S
WHEN DRIVING ON THE 10 AT 5PM
Going East… Going West…
WHEN I TALK TO THE PERSON IN MY REAR-VIEW MIRROR
If they are being a dick…. If I am being a bitch….
WHEN SOMEONE GOES OFF ABOUT HOW THEY KNOW A...
I’m just like…
WHEN I END MY RUN AT MUSCLE BEACH
WHEN I CHECK SIG ALERT BEFORE I LEAVE WORK
And I see green… And it was wrong…
WHEN I GET ON AN ELEVATOR WITH A CELEBRITY
WHEN THE BLING RING GOT BUSTED
They were like….
WHEN I ORDER MY BURGER AT FATHER'S OFFICE
And the waitress asks how I’d like it cooked….
WHEN I WATCHED GAME 7
And the Lakers won… And the Clippers won…
WHEN I BUCKLE UP AT MAGIC MOUNTAIN
WHEN SUNDAY FUNDAY AT CABO CANTINA GOES WRONG
WHEN I DRIVE OVER POTHOLES
WHEN I SEE PROTESTERS
There is always one like….
WHEN I TIP MY STYLIST AT DRY BAR