May 2012
75 posts
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WHEN IT'S PERFECT BEACH WEATHER DURING THE WEEK...
May 24th
39 notes
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WHEN I IMDB MY DATE
And their name comes up… …in Adult Films.
May 23rd
17 notes
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WHEN THE NEWS COVERS A HIGH SPEED CHASE
I watch ever minute like…
May 23rd
16 notes
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WHEN I DROP SOMEONE OFF AT LAX DURING RUSH HOUR
May 23rd
60 notes
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WHEN I RIDE MY BEACH CRUISER ALL DAY
After I walk like…
May 22nd
16 notes
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WHEN WE WALK DOWN ABBOT KINNEY
And my friends and I play Hippie? Or Homeless?
May 22nd
22 notes
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WHEN I GO TO THE MAGIC CASTLE
and I’m picked to assist the magician in his trick…
May 22nd
26 notes
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WHEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE BOUNCERS IN HOLLYWOOD
They are all like
May 22nd
12 notes
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WHEN SOMEONE COMES UP TO MY CAR SELLING FLOWERS
May 21st
31 notes
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WHEN I CHASE SEAGULLS AWAY FROM MY TOWEL
May 21st
9 notes
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WHEN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAS A HOT TUB
How my neighbors use it…. Me and my friends….
May 20th
30 notes
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WHEN I RAN INTO AMANDA BYNES LAST NIGHT
After she took care of business in the bathroom stall…..
May 20th
4 notes
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WHEN I STAND BEHIND A CELEBRITY IN THE STARBUCKS...
May 20th
29 notes
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WHEN I DECIDE TO TAKE SIDE STREETS
And I realize the freeway would have been faster
May 18th
78 notes
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WHEN IM IN BED AND THINK I FELT AN EARTHQUAKE
May 18th
42 notes
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WHEN I MAKE MY WAY UP TO THE BAR AT NIKKI'S
May 18th
17 notes
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WHEN DRIVING ON THE 10 AT 5PM
Going East… Going West…
May 17th
110 notes
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WHEN I TALK TO THE PERSON IN MY REAR-VIEW MIRROR
If they are being a dick…. If I am being a bitch….
May 17th
26 notes
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WHEN SOMEONE GOES OFF ABOUT HOW THEY KNOW A...
I’m just like…
May 17th
16 notes
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WHEN I END MY RUN AT MUSCLE BEACH
May 16th
3 notes