WHEN THERE ARE MIRRORS IN EVERY ELEVATOR
I’m like
July 2012
52 posts
June 2012
64 posts
WHEN I SEE A DOG IN A BAR
And the owner is like
WHEN THE 101 MEETS THE 405
WHEN I CATCH MORE THAN 3 GREEN LIGHTS IN A ROW
I’m like
WHEN I MERGE ON THE FREEWAY
Every morning it’s like…
WHEN I'M WALKING AROUND IN VENICE
And I need to step around a bum
WHEN THE SUN BREAKS THROUGH THE MARINE LAYER
…Before noon
WHEN I'M DRIVING IN ANOTHER STATE
And it is legal to talk on my cell phone…
WHEN I DISCOVER THE FAN AT THE ROOM IN SANTA MONICA
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE ONLY 20 MINUTES AWAY
WHEN I WALK AROUND MANHATTAN BEACH IN A UCLA SHIRT
I’m all like….
All the USC residents look at me like…
WHEN IM ALONE AT THE BAR BECAUSE ALL MY WESTSIDE FRIENDS ARE CARPOOLING
I’m like…
WHEN THE IDIOT IN FRONT OF ME SLOWS DOWN TO LET ANOTHER CAR IN
WHEN I EAT ZANKOU CHICKEN GARLIC SAUCE
and then talk to someone with that breath…
WHEN I DRIVE TO WORK
Before Rampture started…
Post Rampture…
http://la.curbed.com/archives/2012/05/the_rampture_on_the_405_is_real_and_it_starts_june_22.php
WHEN SOME GENIUS PUT AN IN N OUT IN A COSTCO PARKING LOT
WHEN SOMEONE FROM OUT OF TOWN ASKS ME IF I HAVE SEEN A CELEBRITY BEFORE
THE FIRST TIME I WENT TO HARA SUSHI
I was like
When they told me they only serve sake
WHEN I SEE PARKING ENFORCEMENT PULL UP NEXT TO MY CAR
WHEN I REALIZE MY LUNCH COSTS MORE THAN MY LAST PARKING TICKET
