WHEN I WENT TO SANTEE ALLEY
I thought I would be all
But I was like
April 2012
121 posts
WHEN I GET A NUMBER AT THE BAR
(310)…
(818)…
(909)….
WHEN THERE IS A HELICOPTER CIRCLING OUTSIDE MY PLACE AT MIDNIGHT
I’m like…
WHEN I END A NIGHT OUT ON SUNSET AT THE REGISTER OF PINK DOT
WHEN I SMELL SUNSCREEN
WHEN I USE SIDE STREETS TO ESCAPE TRAFFIC
WHEN SPINNERS USE TO BE COOL
WHEN I GO TO FRITTO MISTO
On a date…
With my friends…
WHEN I AM LAYING OUT ON THE BEACH AND THE IDIOT NEXT TO ME SHAKES OUT HIS TOWEL
WHEN WE RACE TO FINISH A SCORPION BOWL AT FU'S PALACE
WHEN I HAVE TO MAKE A LIFE DECISION AT BACKSTAGE
Adele or Christina?
WHEN I SURPRISE THE OFFICE WITH BAGELS
I’m all
When they tell me they are on vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free diets…
WHEN MY FRIEND ACTUALLY WANTS TO STOP AND WATCH THE STREET PERFORMERS ON 3RD STREET
WHEN I SEE AMANDA BYNES DRIVING NEXT TO ME ON PCH
I’m all
And she’s like
WHEN I DINE AT VILLA BLANCA
And I see Lisa…
When I see Jiggy…
WHEN I TRY TO CUT THROUGH FIN MCCOOLS CROWDS AND WALK IN FRONT OF THE BAND
WHEN GROUNDLINGS ARGUES WITH UCB, SECOND CITY, AND YOUR MOM
WHEN I TELL PEOPLE I'M GOING TO COACHELLA WEEKEND 2
They all feel the need to be like….
WHEN COPS TICKET ON SEPULVEDA
WHEN I TUNE IN TO KNX 1070 JUST IN TIME TO HEAR TRAFFIC AND WEATHER TOGETHER ON THE FIVES
