May 2012
75 posts
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WHEN I CHASE SEAGULLS AWAY FROM MY TOWEL
May 21st
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WHEN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAS A HOT TUB
How my neighbors use it…. Me and my friends….
May 20th
30 notes
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WHEN I RAN INTO AMANDA BYNES LAST NIGHT
After she took care of business in the bathroom stall…..
May 20th
4 notes
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WHEN I STAND BEHIND A CELEBRITY IN THE STARBUCKS...
May 20th
29 notes
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WHEN I DECIDE TO TAKE SIDE STREETS
And I realize the freeway would have been faster
May 18th
78 notes
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WHEN IM IN BED AND THINK I FELT AN EARTHQUAKE
May 18th
42 notes
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WHEN I MAKE MY WAY UP TO THE BAR AT NIKKI'S
May 18th
17 notes
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WHEN DRIVING ON THE 10 AT 5PM
Going East… Going West…
May 17th
110 notes
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WHEN I TALK TO THE PERSON IN MY REAR-VIEW MIRROR
If they are being a dick…. If I am being a bitch….
May 17th
26 notes
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WHEN SOMEONE GOES OFF ABOUT HOW THEY KNOW A...
I’m just like…
May 17th
16 notes
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WHEN I END MY RUN AT MUSCLE BEACH
May 16th
3 notes
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WHEN I CHECK SIG ALERT BEFORE I LEAVE WORK
And I see green… And it was wrong… 
May 16th
53 notes
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WHEN I GET ON AN ELEVATOR WITH A CELEBRITY
May 15th
42 notes
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WHEN THE BLING RING GOT BUSTED
They were like….
May 15th
2 notes
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WHEN I ORDER MY BURGER AT FATHER'S OFFICE
And the waitress asks how I’d like it cooked….
May 15th
6 notes
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WHEN I WATCHED GAME 7
And the Lakers won… And the Clippers won…
May 14th
47 notes
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WHEN I BUCKLE UP AT MAGIC MOUNTAIN
May 14th
7 notes
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WHEN SUNDAY FUNDAY AT CABO CANTINA GOES WRONG
May 13th
6 notes
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WHEN I DRIVE OVER POTHOLES
May 12th
18 notes
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WHEN I SEE PROTESTERS
There is always one like….
May 12th
18 notes