May 2012
75 posts
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WHEN I WALK BY SKID ROSE
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WHEN A STORE KICKS ME OUT BECAUSE 'NO DOGS...
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WHEN I FINISH EATING IN N OUT
Animal style…
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WHEN I DRIVE THROUGH DTLA AT NIGHT
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WHEN I GO TO THE FARMERS MARKET JUST FOR THE FRUIT...
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WHEN MY OFFICE REPLACED CHAIRS WITH FITNESS BALLS
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WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME IF I WENT TO THE HUDSON BLOCK...
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WHEN I TRY TO WORK ON THE WIRELESS AT COFFEE BEAN
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WHEN I APPLY MY HIGH SCHOOL SPANISH
…and they actually talk back in spanish I’m like
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WHEN I SEE PEOPLE EATING OUTSIDE GTA VENICE
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WHEN IT'S PERFECT BEACH WEATHER DURING THE WEEK...
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WHEN I IMDB MY DATE
And their name comes up…
…in Adult Films.
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WHEN THE NEWS COVERS A HIGH SPEED CHASE
I watch ever minute like…
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WHEN I DROP SOMEONE OFF AT LAX DURING RUSH HOUR
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WHEN I RIDE MY BEACH CRUISER ALL DAY
After I walk like…
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WHEN WE WALK DOWN ABBOT KINNEY
And my friends and I play
Hippie?
Or Homeless?
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WHEN I GO TO THE MAGIC CASTLE
and I’m picked to assist the magician in his trick…
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WHEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE BOUNCERS IN HOLLYWOOD
They are all like
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WHEN SOMEONE COMES UP TO MY CAR SELLING FLOWERS
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WHEN I CHASE SEAGULLS AWAY FROM MY TOWEL